As always, this is all entirely fictional, I don't know them, don't know anyone who does, I am not associated with Mercury Records, yada yada yada. I mean no offence to anyone with anything I write. So there.

There may on occasion be some 'adult content', be it innuendo, explicit statements, provocative ideas, or reference to the Teletubbies in a sarcastic manner. Again, I mean no offence to anyone, I'm just writing.

On occasion, I may warp reality just a little. This is either because I don't know the actual state of things, or because the actual state of things doesn't fit the plot line I have in mind.

If you have a problem with anything contained herein, either ethically or aesthetically, please don't hesitate to write and tell me.