Zac: Well, I'm like in the mornings when I'm in the morning...

(If you could have a chat with anyone in the world, who would it be?)
Zac: Well, see, I would have my brain split in half and I would talk to myself! No, I'd speak to Jim Bob Baybowlay!

Isaac: It's so unsatisfying when bands aren't... satisfying.

Zac: Just think of us as old people with high voices...

Interviewer: You say "cool" a lot. So what is cool according to the Hanson brothers in June 1997?
Taylor: (very long silence) That's not easy to answer... almost impossible... oh yeah, Aerosmith. They're cool.
Zac: Mmm.
Isaac: Very cool. (Big grin.) I've talked to Steven Tyler on the phone once...

Isaac: ...there are subliminal messages in our songs saying go out and buy our record!!! (makes aargh face)

Taylor: The Beatles, I mean they were the Beatles. We're just ladybug size...
(Some people say Zac said this. I have no idea.)

Isaac: Zac is definitely very crazy...